I call her Brenda..

Today I looked liked a Scottish Pirate Barmaid. Her name is Brenda.

Here is Brenda walking down some stairs

She cadnae look any more like a poser

Here is Brenda looking smoulderingly into the camera

Here is Brenda taking some wee orders from the other pirates

(for haggis mainly)

Eventually though Brenda had to go home to the moors where the other wee lasses were waiting....

Top : Primark

Skirt H&M

Bag: River Island

Accessories: Assorted

Waistcoat: I know my mum has not even noticed it is missing....