Hey ya!

I’ve been a bad girl, a very, VERY bad girl....although in my defence, I had exams and then I was ill, then it was New Year so you really are going to have to forgive me. To make up for my absence I have prepared a review of my fashion highs and lows of 2010 and also my inspirations and resolutions for 2011.

As Crystal Renn has shown us, it is apparently not acceptable to be overweight and so I am going to try my damndest to be slim and trim by March ( however, considering I got a GREAT deal on tortellini at Morrissons, I give it 3 days)

She looks abso-frickin-lutely gorgeous in these shots for Jimmy Choo *sigh* #movestubof icecreamawayfromlaptop #attemptstodoasitup

and again for Zac Posen

Nicki Minaj has taught us that lace body stockings should be reserved for strippers and well erm, yeah just for strippers. However if my tummy was that flat I would also...erm well no I wouldn’t but I would be very happy J. My resolution for 2011? Wear lace in moderation. I must say that I am a fan of her other outfit, maybe just with a skirt....?

I must ruffle more, in dresses, the hair of random passer’s by, covered in chocolate – ruffle/truffle same thing. These beautiful dresses by Christian Sirianos for his Spring Summer 2011 collection are simply beautiful.

I must find and embrace my inner Motherland....

I must be nicer to others, even when I have had a really bad day and have accidentally stepped in dog poo (whilst wearing my favourite boots) and missed two buses because bus drivers are evil and my oyster card (which costs frickin £20 million now) has stopped working.

SMILE! – It really REALLY could be worse.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

and a fantastic and prosperous 2011!