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I like to eat but I like to shop more...so shoot me! Actually please don't because then I will just be dead. Thanks

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Focus on menswear...

Now, I like boys just as much as the next girl, although I have to say that I probably like clothes more. Now whilst some girls dream of sailors and police officers, I dream of a man who teeters on the edge of meterosexual but still with a rugged edge and maybe some stubble and an axe or something. I do like a boy to take pride in the way he looks and have often been caught staring shamelessly at men on the tube, not thinking phwoar look at those 'guns' (muscular arms) or check out that million dollar smile but rather check out the tweed jacket on that bad-boy or I wonder where he got that satchel from because I want one. It ALWAYS gets really awkward when they try and wink back though because you have to run away on to the central line when you are really trying to get to Stockwell....alas, if only I had self control.

In honour of my embarassing tube journeys, i have put together a list of my favourite menswear pieces that I have spotted around town.

A nice suit....

A cute little man bag

A nice pair of shoes- i spotted on a little fashionista I have befriended.

A snug chunky knit

A sexy trench....

That's all folks.....

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

All I did was ask you to fix my shoes...

Just a quick rant...

People in the customer services industry should not be in that industry if they don't like human beings, this goes for:

  • taxi drivers
  • locksmiths
  • Retail managers
  • Customer services assistants
  • Cabin crew
  • Anybody employed in any establishment in or around the Elephant and Castle area
  • Russian Costa Coffee baristas (particularly as you are in direct competition with the extra friendly Pret staff)
  • Call centre agents - particularly those involved with telephone companies or internet
  • Shoe Repairmen 
I wouldn't mind, i'm a friendly girl and I do understand the horrors of retail but do not be rude to me because you are upset with your life. We all have things going on. If I now decide to cock my head to the side, put on a Nigerian accent, remove my earrings, take off my shoes, hitch up my skirt, assume the Mike Tyson stance, tell you about your life and THEN give you the 'People's elbow' they will send ME to prison and not you. Nobody will ask me why you decided to serve me uncooked porridge or not fix my shoes when you said you would or charge me an exorbitant amount of money to drive 3 yards. DO NOT LET THE PLEASE AND THANK YOU's FOOL YOU, i am from Benin City Nigeria.

You are just lucky I like law more than i don't like you....

Now I am going to have to buy new shoes...